Religion: Scientology

L Ron Hubby: Benevolent sci-fi celebrity cult king or asshead?

Band: Guns 'n' Roses

Guns 'n' Roses

Website: Pitchfork

Pitchfork?

BAND: COCOROSIE

COCOROSIE?

Gimmicky twee bullshit: Pomplamoose

Pomplamoose, for fuck's sake.

drug: Heroin

crap or not crap?

Collective: Odd Future

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All

Band: Metallica

Metallica.

Band: Oasis

Oasis

Band: Kiss

Kiss?

Band:Pearl Jam

crap/not crap

Band: The Arcade Fire

Band: The Arcade Fire

Presidential Contender: Hillary Clinton

Crap or Not Crap?

Band: The Killers

Band: The Killers

Band: Coldplay

Coldplay?

Band: Green Day

Band: Green Day

Pop Star: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga?

Entity: The Obama Administration

Entity: The Obama Administration

Person: Courtney Love

Person: Courtney Love

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

Band: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Country: Israel

Israel

Person who wrote things: Ayn Rand

Ayn Rand/Objectivism/all that stuff

Habit: smoking

Whether it's you or someone else...

band: Weezer

crap/not crap

Band: Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins

Band: Rush

Rush?

Person: Alex Jones

Alex Jones?

Band: Vampire Weekend

Vampire Weekend

Artist: Kanye West

Artist: Kanye West

Band: Stone Temple Pilots

STP

being a pot head

being a pot head

Band: Aerosmith

Aerosmith?

Artist: Billy Joel

The Piano Man?

Illicit Substance: Cocaine

White Drugs.

band:U2

crap or not crap

Band: Doors, The

Doors, The?

Band: Interpol

Interpol?

Band: TOOL

TOOL?

Band: Nickelback

Nickelback

Band: Animal Collective

Animal Collective

Band: The Grateful Dead

The Grateful Dead

Band: The Eagles

Band:The Eagles

Band: The Strokes

Strokes?

Moron: G.G. Allin

G.G.?

band: the mars volta

the mars volta?

Person/Band: Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails?

Band: Yeah Yeah Yeah's

YYY?

Band: Ministry

Ministry?

Band: Creed

Creed

Band:Modest mouse

crap/not crap

Trend: Cassette revival

Home Taping is Killing the Record Industry, We've Left This Side Blank So You Can Help.

Ethos: straight edge

Straight edge?

Band: Coheed and Cambria

Coheed and Cambria

Comedian: Dane Cook

Comedian: Dane Cook

Chick-Fil-A

C-F-A

Band: System of a Down

System of a Down?

loud annoying things: motorcycles

crap/not crap

Band: Foo Fighters

Foo?

radio personality: rush limbaugh

rush?

Band: Tune-Yards

this band

Band: Rage Against the Machine

RATM?

Act: Suicide

Suicide?

Band: Death Cab For Cutie

Death Cab For Cutie

Band: Beck

Beck?

Bright Eyes

Bright Eyes

place: Titty Bars

place: titty bars

Band: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

...AYWKUSGDSOGWEGW?

relic'ed/faux-vintage guitars

Do you like your new gear stone-washed?

Band: Primus

Primus?

Band: The Darkness

The Darkness?

Band: Sublime

Sublime?

Chain: Starbucks

Starbucks?

Band: Live

Band: Live

Band: Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains

band:Muse

crap or not crap

Religion: Islam

Islam?

Alt-right darling: Jordan Peterson

Crap/Not Crap

band: pantera

pantera?

Former president/living person: Ronald Reagan

Ronnie?

Band: Decemberists

Band: The Decemberists

Drug: Ecstasy

Drug: Ecstasy

Pure Evil : Monsanto

Pure Evil : Monsanto

Band: Phish

Phish?

IS MTV Crap?

Is MTV crap?

Site: Facebook

Facebook

Band: Mötley Crüe

Band: Motley Crue

Neil Peart's Lyrics

Neil Peart's lyrics

Decision: Nader for President

Nader's decision to run for President

Band: NOFX

NOFX

Band: Andrew W.K.

Andrew W.K.

Band: Disturbed

Disturbed?

Fashion Statement: Guys wearing tight/girl pants

Guys in Tight/Girl pants?

Rock Chick: liz phair

Liz Phair: Crap/Not Crap

Genre: Dubstep

Dubstep?

Phenom: Bono pretending to shout in photographs

Bono pretending to shout in a photo

Dave Matthew's band

crap?

Artist: Bon Iver

Bon Iver?

Political Party: Libertarians

Libertarian Pary

Snub: Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars

Chewbacca Not Getting A Medal At The End Of Star Wars